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Showing posts with label top chef. Show all posts
Showing posts with label top chef. Show all posts

Thursday, June 12, 2008

go Stephanie! it's your b-day, we gonna party like it's your bday and we don't give a f*** bc its your bday!

i'm on PS time, but i'm hours behind.

Congratulations Stephanie! First Female Top Chef! Go Girl!
(f*** lisa, uber dyke of top chef, disgusting to look at, to hear. she makes me barf in my mouth a little bit...)

but...Padma Lakshmi is so stunning. how can one think of food when gazing at her beautiful face?



HOT!




and the finale. drumroll please....BAM!



let's appreciate the fine curve of her butt and the soft suppleness of her bosom. yes, very very nice.

i dont just love her because she's so uniquely beautiful. i love her bc she eats alot. ( rumor mill is that she's a stoner too.)

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

do u wanna eat it- EDIBLE BRAS

sex and food dont' really go hand-in-hand. like wtf is top chef talking about when they tell the chefs to bring sexy-back? chocolate might be an aphrodisiac for some pathetic pervert, but for me....sex induces sex.
edible bras make headlines. do u want to eat it? not me.