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Showing posts with label John Galliano. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Galliano. Show all posts

Monday, June 30, 2008

Cruella Deville- perhaps the most infamous tranny mess

'member her?


gawd, wasn't she beautiful?

me thinkgs john galliano for christian dior was inspired by her for his fall 2008 coutoure show in paris. check out the pencil-thin chola eyebrows, the severe lipliner, powder-white faces, and a style that can be best characterized as the femme fatale, my ultimate heroin of my dreams.












i cant believe style.com didnt' even notice the similarities between the runway models and cholas. did none of the style editors go to public school with lots of cholitas calling them "pinche china". apparently not. they went to boarding school those lucky little bitches.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

fat is the new black

jjjjuuust kiddding.

Vivienne Westwood created quite a stir, not from her clothes, but from her choice of using a "bear" as a male runway model! me thinks that is kinda...ugly...and fat....but..HOT! conceptually the idea is hot and original, since everyone seems to be raving about the hot male eye-candy during male fashion week in milan. but dude, the runway is not for the flawed- i prefer to see impossibly perfect bodies that make me wish i could be anorexic. or at least ten pounds above anorexic.



sadly, Karolina Kurkova is being slammed for being well, honestly, a little chunky for the runway. its one thing to make a point and use a uber gross sleazy monkey man. i mean, for a normal person (not even normal bc she's a total babe) she's perfect. but for model standards? girl, u gotta tone up. back fat is nasty. ALWAYS. especially on girls ( AND GUYS UGH!) who choose to wear low rise skinny jeans 8 sizes too small, causing them to look like sausage jeans and create the most disgusting kangaroo pocket of back fat.

here's a clip of John Galliano's F/W 08/09 mens' runway show. hotness.




your job as a model is to look good and be thin. thats it. no brain work necessary. no thinking.no eating. bitch.