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Thursday, June 26, 2008

fat is the new black

jjjjuuust kiddding.

Vivienne Westwood created quite a stir, not from her clothes, but from her choice of using a "bear" as a male runway model! me thinks that is kinda...ugly...and fat....but..HOT! conceptually the idea is hot and original, since everyone seems to be raving about the hot male eye-candy during male fashion week in milan. but dude, the runway is not for the flawed- i prefer to see impossibly perfect bodies that make me wish i could be anorexic. or at least ten pounds above anorexic.



sadly, Karolina Kurkova is being slammed for being well, honestly, a little chunky for the runway. its one thing to make a point and use a uber gross sleazy monkey man. i mean, for a normal person (not even normal bc she's a total babe) she's perfect. but for model standards? girl, u gotta tone up. back fat is nasty. ALWAYS. especially on girls ( AND GUYS UGH!) who choose to wear low rise skinny jeans 8 sizes too small, causing them to look like sausage jeans and create the most disgusting kangaroo pocket of back fat.

here's a clip of John Galliano's F/W 08/09 mens' runway show. hotness.




your job as a model is to look good and be thin. thats it. no brain work necessary. no thinking.no eating. bitch.