are you a fucked up bitch?

Showing posts with label tranny mess. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tranny mess. Show all posts

Saturday, July 5, 2008

my fucked up thoughts

haha this wont even be that bad.

one of the worst things of being a -crack-cocaine-fueled-anorexic is that even 3 days of eating (which are usually binge fests) after doing no drugs begins to change your look. like...well, ur stomach is a bloated mess and sadly your face bloats and your once hot gaunt face is now chubby.

i jacked these pics from d-listed. he's pointing out something else, im specifically talking about her chubbier face, fuller arms, and bloated ass belly!!!





havent really posted about amy winehouse in awhile. after her last collapse/stay in the hospital, she was diagnose with the early stages of emphysema. UGH!

Monday, June 30, 2008

Cruella Deville- perhaps the most infamous tranny mess

'member her?


gawd, wasn't she beautiful?

me thinkgs john galliano for christian dior was inspired by her for his fall 2008 coutoure show in paris. check out the pencil-thin chola eyebrows, the severe lipliner, powder-white faces, and a style that can be best characterized as the femme fatale, my ultimate heroin of my dreams.












i cant believe style.com didnt' even notice the similarities between the runway models and cholas. did none of the style editors go to public school with lots of cholitas calling them "pinche china". apparently not. they went to boarding school those lucky little bitches.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

can i have some crack with my ho?

a.w. is def someone i love to follow. why? bc she's a tranny mess train-wreck and boy oh boy do i love the train-wreck.
these are my fave pics of amy so far. of course i have to put the red bra/denim shorts one up bc damn gina , u look good!



recently perez posted this pic of her. so yeah she looks like the a crack-mess prostitute. i'm into it. the black mesh, the black lace bra, the denim shorts, and yes i am desperately tryng to see her nipple.



ugh. time to eat a sandwich.

maybe she's born with it..maybe its MAKE-UP!

ah, makeup.
u know how it feels to misplace your cell? well, it sucks way more to misplace your makeup bag at some male's place, only to have him think u friggin planted YOUR MAKE-UP BAG at his house so you can come back. sweeeeetie, please!

i started using cover girl makeup in 6th grade. mainly brown lipsticks. ('member that ugly shit?) of course, with age comes some understanding that yes the more expensive brands such as Chanel, MAC, and NARS ( blah blah blah) were more dense in color.

anyhoos, my latest face fad is usually foundation, blush, brows ( brows brows brows!) blush, and eye-liner. YES. my mom always tells me to wipe it off.

yes i'm trying to look sweet. but see, black mac gel pot eyeliner of bringing attention to my brown eyes.


this second look im playing with a soft curl in my hair, but amping up the pinks.

my nose looks kinda huge.

although everytime i see a pic of amy winehouse it makes me wanna eat a sandwhich, i do like the thin, drugged out look. NOT though, if that's really your look and you are a smelly, anorexic junkie for reals. yuck. fake good real bad.
on that note, red eye makeup is a risk for me, since it only enhances that look. it DOES look like i have pink-eye, but I like it?


once i got to get my make-up done at this salon in bev hills. seriously, i fell in love with the spray on foundation (although later i realized it made me look pancakey).
I told them to do something creative, and they gave me 80s streaks. whatever, i love the 80s bc VH1 fawking told me too. and bc i say yes to tranny mess.




i love make-up. i wish i could wear costumey shit all day running errands.

on this edited note, i'd like to point out the pancake face. partying too much cannot hide the age.
fug face cam and fuggy fergie. dont lose me to meth.


Tuesday, June 10, 2008

tranny mess

when the hell did tranny mess become so popular? i blame ( thank?) d-listed. i am though, intrigued with the concept of skinny little gays dressing up as serious fashionistas.
Alas, I must admit that i do love the tranny mess.