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Showing posts with label Chanel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chanel. Show all posts

Sunday, June 29, 2008

i like the guns, the guns that go boom!

check out the side of my blog, and i unabashedly admit that i am label junkie.

i also like shooting guns. it feels powerful to shoot a gun, there is an adrenaline rush that feels sexual. sorta cuz i feel like i'm doing something i shouldn't be doing. cuz i kinda feel bad when i shoot people. kid kid.

I found these images of weapons detailed with logos. t-shirts with logos i hate. GUNS with logos are cool. i mean, if i were an assassin, or a mafiosa, i'd really invest in any one of Peter Gronquist's designs.


Fendi chainsaw $3250.00


Versace pink gun $3500.00


LV Murakami $3500.00


Chanel ROCKET LAUNCHER!!! $4500


Jesus $3000


LV gazelle $2500

i love art bc i love that it can be esoteric, it can be accessible, it can be a portrait, it can be abstract, it can be a fucking black dot on white canvas. art is so encompassing, its kinda like love.

Friday, June 13, 2008

and there it was!

it was a madhouse at barney's, since they're having some super duper sales. As i contemplated between tangerine colored patent leather Ferragamo flats and white patent leather strappy Chanel platforms (mainly the prices, they were 300 and 600 respectively, and u know the Chanel shoes were a-maze-ZING!) and there it was...my Marni thick strappy heels for 450!





that's 5 inches of heel. and i hate heels, or stilettos but these are almost like...wide heels. these shoes are so quirky yet still sssssssexy. and sssso my sssstyle.
*sigh*. it s the kind of shoe that girls will stare at and boys will stay the fuck away.
(*one more thing: as soon as i put them on, i just knew they felt perfect.i strutted my shit in them and eeevvveerrrryyooonnee was checking me out, checking out my shoes! yah!)

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

maybe she's born with it..maybe its MAKE-UP!

ah, makeup.
u know how it feels to misplace your cell? well, it sucks way more to misplace your makeup bag at some male's place, only to have him think u friggin planted YOUR MAKE-UP BAG at his house so you can come back. sweeeeetie, please!

i started using cover girl makeup in 6th grade. mainly brown lipsticks. ('member that ugly shit?) of course, with age comes some understanding that yes the more expensive brands such as Chanel, MAC, and NARS ( blah blah blah) were more dense in color.

anyhoos, my latest face fad is usually foundation, blush, brows ( brows brows brows!) blush, and eye-liner. YES. my mom always tells me to wipe it off.

yes i'm trying to look sweet. but see, black mac gel pot eyeliner of bringing attention to my brown eyes.


this second look im playing with a soft curl in my hair, but amping up the pinks.

my nose looks kinda huge.

although everytime i see a pic of amy winehouse it makes me wanna eat a sandwhich, i do like the thin, drugged out look. NOT though, if that's really your look and you are a smelly, anorexic junkie for reals. yuck. fake good real bad.
on that note, red eye makeup is a risk for me, since it only enhances that look. it DOES look like i have pink-eye, but I like it?


once i got to get my make-up done at this salon in bev hills. seriously, i fell in love with the spray on foundation (although later i realized it made me look pancakey).
I told them to do something creative, and they gave me 80s streaks. whatever, i love the 80s bc VH1 fawking told me too. and bc i say yes to tranny mess.




i love make-up. i wish i could wear costumey shit all day running errands.

on this edited note, i'd like to point out the pancake face. partying too much cannot hide the age.
fug face cam and fuggy fergie. dont lose me to meth.