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Sunday, June 22, 2008

the Japanese do everything better

and they're cats are no exception. i love cats they are the most adorable things. do i sound like a total chick? whatever.
ive always believed that cats were superior beings who got it right. sleep, eat, look pretty, meow, ask to get pet,and then bite the hand that feeds you. awesome! cats embody all the awful behaviors in people that i hate (selfish, bitchy, manipulative), and can only accept with cute kitties. perhaps they are more evolved, to be so cunning and adept in borderline socio-pathic behavior.
this video i found are cats in Japan who've learned to stand for long periods of time. me thinks this is evolution. cats are smart.dogs have two brain cells. they're like women in abusive relationships - no matter how many times you beat them up, they'll always come back and love you long time.





if u don't think thats cute, you are a cruel and unusual HATER!!!

for kicks, this is the most awesomely cute kitty video. i watch it alot. im pathetic.



my all time favorite cat!!


hahahaha. i wish i could act like that and have people still like me.