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Saturday, June 14, 2008

unicorns DO exist!

this guy is the very last unicorn. born in italy, his corn is oddly central, enough so that even scientists, those really smart people who like, look at cells and shit, are willing to call this roe deer the "Unicorn of Tuscany."



Leonarda da Vinci (he was also a scientist!) had suggested unicorns could be captured using a virgin as bait. it's in the same vein of rationale that there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.