raisin-face chooses her top 3 must-have shoes

i think maybe there was a second where i kinda liked rachel zoe. in all fairness, she DID transform lohan and richie from trashy tramps to semi-fashionistas. (semi bc fashionistas can dress themselves, without a personal stylist, and some originality.) unfortunately, zoe make the mistake of dressing each client to her style, and not to their own, spurning the boho epidemic of this decade. zoe's also one of the reasons that anorexia looks "hot" now. fucking stupid bitch, i used to like eating my fat-girl snacks.
anyhow, i don't know why raisin face is still around. On Piperlime, she singled out three shoes for the summer to have. I give my reasons why you should or should not invest in her opinions.

1.the metallic


what i've got against metallics in the summer is that your feet tend to get dirty and dusty and brown in the summer. so metallics only heighten the dirty, dusty look of your feet. and i am feet sensitive.

2.the gladiator - this summer's uber-est trend


OF COURSE i think the gladiator is cute enough. i mean, i wanted a pair last year ( the Balenciaga knee-high ones for like $900). however, one of the biggest fashion faux pas' is to be wearing the same shit as someone else. i fucking hate when someone ugly britney-spears inspired bitch is wearing the same shit as me. kill me. if you've GOT to get them, then u may as well stroll down Robertson blvd, go to kitson and lisa kline, and pick up your paris hilton shirt as well.

3.the wedge


please note that i am not a fan of this particular wedge, or wedges that have cheap looking cork for their platform. but, if done correctly, the wedge IS a great summer classic whose trend life is more infinite than, say, the gladiator. they look great with jeans and dresses and shorts and well, me.


if u didn't know, that wrinkly face is rachel zoe. goes to show that being too skinny makes you look like a gramma.